"My face....what happened to my beautiful face?"... Capt. Walt Waldowski the Painless Dentist (Tom Janowski) awakes in a coffin with a Frankenstein Monster full head mask as Duke Forrest (Chad Myler) plays "Igor" and Hawkeye Pierce (John Tilford) plays the Mad Scientist at the electrifying console. M*A*S*H nurses observe the proceedings in the background as Sergeat Devine (Matthew Coburn) stands by to assit.